![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:15 • Filed to: Whimsy, Dodge Charger, Dodge, Charger, LOLCars | ![]() | ![]() |
Bro I'm not fat, I'm bulking.
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Told you.
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Cultivating mass.
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I fucking hate this car.
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I'm sorry you hate RWD sedans with at least 300 horsepower.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:22 |
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This thing looks better with every generation.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:22 |
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...that starts out weighing over 4,000 lbs, is bigger on the outside than on the inside, and almost always looks like an unmarked cop car from a distance? Very much so.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:23 |
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Just pretend it's a Mercedes.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:24 |
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Im sorry, do you love Camrys and Impalas?
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:24 |
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Mercedes develops a new chassis every once in a while.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:25 |
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Once in a while being every decade or so.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:26 |
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Then it discovered roids.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:27 |
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my 6 foot 9 and 300 plus pound friend would disagree about smaller on the inside. It's specifically why he bought it.
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I also got a really fucked up nosejob, brah.
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Deleted - replied to wrong person - oops
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:31 |
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As far as sedans go, I'm quite impressed with the new Sonatas. Similar power, less weight, more comfortable, cheaper, not stuck in the '70s, etc. There are things that I look for in a car other than the ability to do donuts.
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Why?
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I know everyone loves to talk about this or that is to heavy, but seriously is there a modern full size rear drive sedan that weights in under 2 tons. Isn't it just par for the course?
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:34 |
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Chevy SS weighs 3,975 lbs. Thank you based Australia.
![]() 03/24/2015 at 14:42 |
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Also available with manuel.
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I agree, and the second gen (lower photo) is honestly a ton of fun.
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Only similar power if you get the most powerful Sonata and the least powerful Charger. Which is missing the point entirely of getting cheap 'Merican power. Not to mention every review I've seen of the Sonata still says they are behind everybody on chassis refinement/dynamics.
Donuts/burnouts are a waste of tires …. drifting is totally worth it though.
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Everything can have a manual if you're brave enough
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I
HATE
ALL
OF
YOU
![]() 03/24/2015 at 20:41 |
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I like the new nose alot more.....